Adjustment Issues

Me:  Camille, did you throw the baby's new teddy bear in the trash can?

Camille:  Yes.

Me:  Why?

Camille:  Because I was mad.

Me:  Why were you mad?

Camille:  Because he threw up and he peed on the scale at the doctor's office.

Me: 

After we salvaged Edward's Teddy, we also fished out one of his hand-knitted hats.  It was underneath the bear.

Of course.

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Meaghan just came to me crying and holding a half eaten chocolate bar.

Meaghan:  I found Camille in my bed eating my candy bar Andy gave me for Christmas.

Me:  Camille, did you eat Meaghan's candy bar.

Camille:  Yes.

Me:  Why?

Camille:  Because I was hungry.

I think the proper word is hangry (hungry + angry).