Right now, there is blessed silence.
John just took five of the kids to evening swim team practice.
The noise produced and energy required to get that stampede of elephants out the door would make the Ringling Brothers sweat.
Before they left, I told Christopher, the seven year old, no less than ten times to find his flip flops, put them on, and get in the van.
For at least eight minutes, that child wandered about the back yard and then into the house, staring at the ceiling, making small explosive sounds, and simulating bombs with his hands.
He still had no shoes after eight minutes of
, but no actual
We’ve reviewed this difference, he and I, at least one thousand times.
I’ve told him that
is not the same as
, but he stares at me like I am an odd creature speaking in a language he’s never heard.
My lectures don’t work.
The boy can never find his shoes when we need to leave.
But right now, there is blessed silence and I don’t have to worry about teachable moments or Christopher’s flip-flops.
Camille was wearing nothing but a bathing suit just minutes before John corralled the kids.
In a moment of weakness earlier this afternoon, I agreed to let the lot of them turn on the hose to cool off in the summer heat.
Harbinger of fights and catastrophe!
For the next hour, I sat in my rocking chair referring arguments and inappropriate hose dousing.
I did convince Camille to put on some clothes before she left, though.
She chose a mismatched ensemble of bright yellow and orange, splattered with spaghetti stains.
Speaking of which, we’ve had spaghetti for dinner for two nights in a row.
Half of me feels guilty that I’ve completely abdicated summer meal planning, but the other half can’t be bothered.
And so, most evenings for the last few months, we’ve dined on sandwiches and quesadillas, and….yes, spaghetti.
So far, the kids are all fine.
And for now, there is this blessed silence; the only sound the pitter-patter of my keyboard.
I’m avoiding the mess in the kitchen, of course.
Meaghan, the almost twelve year old, has been broadening her culinary skills.
She creates simple meals like sandwiches and quesadillas and spaghetti (see above), and she does a tiptop job.
She’s all but mastered the art of spaghetti, really.
But stewarding and bussing tables? I am still cultivating those skills with her, bless her beautiful heart of goodness.
I walked over several strands of sticky spaghetti stuck to the floor as I fled to my office just now and there is red sauce splattered from one end of my white tiled kitchen floor to the other.
But beggars can’t be choosers and at this moment in my life—at all moments, really--I’m most certainly a beggar.
Thank you, Meaghan, for your zealous efforts to supply the family with food.
God knew what I needed when He gave me you.
Right now, though, I’m not worried about the spaghetti sauce or the starch covered pots or the noodles stuck to the floor.
There is this blessed silence enveloping me, a blessed silence indeed.
Edward went with John and the other hooligans.
Edward, wearing only diaper just moments before I secured him in his car seat, was covered in red sauce and had adopted a strange black grime from an afternoon outdoors.
He grinned at me as I wiped him down from head to toe, threw a cotton top and shorts on him, and placed him in the car.
This blessed silence is coming to a close, it will soon be over, my brief moment of respite ended.
Soon, I will rise from this desk and from my keyboard and I will fill the kitchen sink with warm soapy water.
I will submerge the pots covered in filth and grim and I will scrub them clean.
I will mop the floors—again, though I mopped them just last night—and I will wipe down the counters.
I will ready this space for the stampede of elephants who will burst through the door and who will destroy my blessed silence.
But they light up my world.